half.com and the non-haiku

Sharon's been concerned about getting a half.com account because it requires putting in info like your credit card and some bank account info. I've been trying to convince her that it's okay. In coming to resolution on this, she says the funniest thing over gchat.

Sharon: i trust you
Sharon: not as much as i trust jesus

Sharon: but still

I was going to turn it into a haiku and put it on my other blog, but in order to get the syllables right I had to bear with some pronoun ambiguity (or whatever it is) in the second line, and I couldn't do that now, could I? It would have gone something like this, though.

i trust you lisa

not as much as jesus though

but still, i trust you